365 by Whole Foods Market Facial Tissue Review, 144 Count Box

  • A single box of 144 facial tissues from the 365 by Whole Foods Market range.
  • The listing publishes no ply count, no sheet size and no fiber source.
  • Sustainably Soft is a product name with no certification or standard named.
  • The description field contains one word and one specification field holds stray code.
  • Facial tissue has wet strength by design, so it belongs in the trash rather than a toilet.
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Description

This is a single 144 count box of facial tissue from 365 by Whole Foods Market, described on the listing as Sustainably Soft, weighing nine ounces packaged and measuring roughly 9.25 by 4.85 by 3.15 inches. That short paragraph contains almost everything the listing publishes, which is the honest starting point for this review.

A listing with almost nothing on it

It is worth being direct about the state of the page rather than dressing it up. The description field contains a single word: essentials. There are no feature bullets at all. The specification block holds package dimensions, a weight, a model number, a barcode, the manufacturer name and a unit count, and one field intended for the customer rating has been filled with raw JavaScript code scraped from a web page rather than with a rating. Nothing describes the product.

That means the three specifications that actually determine how a facial tissue performs are all absent. There is no ply count, no sheet size and no fiber source. A two ply tissue is roughly twice the material of a one ply and behaves completely differently when wet; a small sheet becomes two sheets in use; and the fiber source is the only thing that would give the sustainability in the product name any meaning. None of the three can be read from this page.

What the name claims, and what supports it

Sustainably Soft is the product name rather than a description, and it makes an environmental claim in two words. No certification is named on this listing, no recycled content is stated, no forestry standard is referenced and no fiber sourcing information appears anywhere. Terms of this kind are treated carefully in advertising for exactly this reason, and a claim with nothing attached to it is a claim a reader cannot check.

That does not mean the product is not what the name suggests. Whole Foods publishes sourcing information for its own brand elsewhere, and the packaging is the place where a certification mark would appear if one applies. It means only that this listing gives you no basis to judge it, and this review will not supply the support the page omits. Look at the box when it arrives, and look for a named standard rather than an adjective.

What 144 count tells you, and what it does not

The one number here is the sheet count, and by itself it is the least useful of the three figures a buyer needs. A 144 sheet box of large two ply tissue holds far more material than a 144 sheet box of small one ply, and the packaged weight of nine ounces is the only clue to which this is. Nine ounces for 144 sheets is a reasonable weight that includes the carton, but the box weight is not a substitute for a published ply and it should not be treated as one.

What a facial tissue is for, and where it does not belong

Facial tissue is designed to be soft against skin and to hold together when wet, which makes it right for noses and faces during a cold, for a quick wipe of glasses in a pinch, and for small spills. That wet strength is a design property and it is exactly why tissue does not belong in a toilet: it does not break down at the rate toilet paper does, and a habit of flushing tissues causes blockages, particularly on a septic system. Put used tissues in the trash.

A tissue is also not a cleaning cloth. It lints, it tears under pressure, and on a screen or a coated lens it drags whatever grit it picked up across the surface. For hard surfaces a cloth or a proper wipe does the job without the risk, and for hands away from a sink a wet product is the right tool rather than a dry sheet.

Storage, hygiene and common sense

There are no chemicals here and no safety data to read, so the practical advice is simple. Store unopened boxes somewhere dry, because paper and cardboard both absorb humidity and a box kept in a damp basement or an unheated garage arrives limp and can develop a musty smell. Tissue also takes up odors from whatever it sits beside, so keep boxes away from strong smelling cleaning chemicals, paint and anything solvent based, which is a real effect and an easily avoided one.

During a cold, the tissue itself matters less than the habit around it. A used tissue left on a table is the main way an infection moves around a household, so keep a small trash container near where the box lives and wash hands afterward. That does more than any property of the paper.

One more note for a chemicals catalog: never wet a facial tissue with a cleaning product to make an improvised wipe. Tissue disintegrates, leaves fibers on the surface, and puts your fingers directly into whatever chemical you poured onto it. Use a cloth or a product designed as a wipe.

Cost per sheet, and the alternatives

Cost per sheet is the only meaningful comparison in this category, and a 144 count box gives a clean divisor. The trap is comparing sheet counts across products with different ply counts and sheet sizes, because a box that looks cheaper per sheet may hold smaller, thinner sheets and a household simply uses two where it would have used one. Compare cost per sheet, then check the ply and the dimensions, and where those are not published, as here, treat that as a gap in the comparison rather than as a neutral fact.

For listings where the specifications are stated more fully, our reviews of the Kleenex Ultra Soft facial tissues and the Price Value facial tissues cover the branded and value ends of the shelf, and the second of those at least publishes a sheet size. The box tissues category lists them together.

For the bathroom paper a household buys at the same time, our write up of the Scott ComfortPlus toilet paper covers a listing that publishes sheet counts, ply and total area, which is a useful contrast with this one. More options are in the toilet paper category. For cleaning hands or a face away from a sink, our review of the Wet Ones personal cleansing wipes covers the wet alternative.

Who should buy it, who should not

Buy it if you already know and like this store brand and a single box is what you need. Skip it if you are trying to compare value properly, because without a ply count and a sheet size there is nothing to compare, and skip it if the sustainability claim is your reason for choosing it, since the listing names no standard, no certification and no fiber source to back it up. Read the box when it arrives; it will tell you more than the page does.

Additional information

Package Dimensions

9.25 x 4.85 x 3.15 inches; 9 ounces

Item model number

0099482514600

UPC

099482514600

Manufacturer

365 By Whole Foods Market

Units

144.00 Count